Just a few lyrics I tossed together... during a May morning network outage.... Sung to the tune of "The Sound of Music" "My Favourite Things".
"These Are a Few of the Network-Bit Things"
Line drops, bad poses, and flickers on screenings; Poor user stepguides and bad system meanings; User agreements surrounded by strings: These are a few of the network git things.... Red-coloured warnings and hints that are futile; No bells, no hand bells, no giggles with Googles; Messages fly... or so it would seem: These are a few of the network pit things.... "URLs" are addresses with silly backslashes; Errors cause tears on my nose and eyelashes; A system request that hangs until spring: These are a few of the network fit things.... When the crash bites, when the loss stings... Then I'm feeling mad.... I try to remember the network jit things and wished I had used... my... pad!... Fix drops in doses and whispers of quittings; Blight copper nettles and form-stealing... Bitten! "New software packages" promises stings... These are a few of the network nit things.... Poor-coloured workbooks and lame Office doodles; "So swell!" Oh... oh well, and data's gone toodles; Estimates fly with nobody thinking... These are a few of the network-bit things.... System addresses with blue screens of gashes; Code flakes that stay... Who knows and who catches? New bugs abound like programmer flings... These are a few of the network kit things.... When the time's tight, when power flings... "Save", I'm wishing, had... I simply remember the network quits things, And then I do feel... SO bad!!!!!!
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